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    Alabama
    A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
    "Where's Henry?" the others asked.
    "Henry had a stroke o' some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied .
    "You left Henry layin' out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.
    "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one's gonna steal Henry!"

    Georgia
    The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
    The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings."

    Mississippi
    The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
    Bubba replied, "Did y'all see who it was?"
    The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
    North Carolina
    A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.
    A passerby studied the scene as he drove by, and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was. The man replied, "I got a flat tahr."
    The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
    The man responded, "When you break down, they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."
    Louisiana
    A Louisiana State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-10. Walking up to the driver's window, the trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
    The driver replied, "Bout whut?"

    South Carolina
    The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head."
    "Yep," he replied. "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, 'cause it says: 'Fine For Dumping Garbage.' "

    ***
    Y'all kin say whut y'all want 'about the South, but y'all never heard o' nobody retirin' an' movin' North.


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    A car is stopped and officer asks do you know you were speeding?
    I was just keeping up with traffic.
    There is no traffic
    I know, I am trying to catch up with them.

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