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  • And So We Part

    DIVORCE AGREEMENT Between Republicans & Democrats
    Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:










    Here is our separation agreement:




    Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.




    --We don't like re-distributive taxes so you can keep them.




    --You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU




    --Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.




    --We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar and bio-diesel




    --You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.




    --We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.




    --You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.




    --We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks



    Well keep Hannity, Levin, and Bibles, and give you NBC, CNN, ABC, CBS, and Hollywood




    --You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.




    --You can have the peaceniks,
    war protesters and anarchists.





    --When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.




    -We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.




    --You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the UN. but we will no longer pay the bill.




    --We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt, Tesla, and Leaf you can find.




    --You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.




    --We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."






    --I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kumbaya &We Are the World."



    --We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.




    --Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.




    Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.




    Sincerely,




    John J Wall







    P. S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie Sheen, George Clooney, Barbara Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you




    P.S.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.


    Forward This Every Time You Get It! Let's Keep This Going,

    Maybe Some of It Will Start Sinking In!

  • #2
    Off topic, but here is a nice video of a rioter grabbing at a police officer's weapon.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by 99explorer View Post
      Off topic, but here is a nice video of a rioter grabbing at a police officer's weapon.
      The cop is right handed (per his hold on weapon) but punches with left hand ... and with authority! Tough little dude.

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