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    This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 years’ experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic.
    This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this:

    What Makes 100% ?

    What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

    How about achieving 103%?

    What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    Is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:


    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    And

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But ,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work andKnowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there. Its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top



    Now you know why Politicians are where they are!


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    I think someone has way too much time on his hands.

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    • #3
      I think I just lost more than 100% of my mind trying to read this at 1-2 letters at a time ! Now I am well aware of what more than 100% means !!!

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      • #4
        Jimbo !
        That was pretty gosh darn funny, great that you shared it with us 👍

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