What happened here?

[DanielM]

For those who use wet wipes, I hope you are carrying them out with you afterwards.

They don't break down, and there are few things worse when out enjoying the wilderness than someone's used wet wipes emerging from the ground like the dead rising from their graves, or creeks festooned with them as they are washed downstream from where you dropped your trousers.

What sort of delicate flower needs something like these to wipe their arse anyway?

[Jaaragona1]

Wet wipes are a must. The fact that I have to go in the woods is an indication that I ate something I shouldn't have and clean-up is gonna require more than TP.

Lol! Too true!

Always have a roll of Member's Mark™ (Sam's Club) in the cold weather/rain gear bag, protected by another Ziplock™ bag. Also have a package of wet wipes and a roll of paper towels in the junk box under the back seat. Redundancy is essential!
The question being answered, I must ask one in return. Coop, have you suffered any major cranial trauma in the past few days? Possibly unusually severe head slaps from Missus Cooper? Severe beating by a jealous husband? Accidental blow to the head by a falling anvil? Gunshot trauma that failed to penetrate the skull?
By the direction of your question, curious minds wonder.

[fitch270]

Had a cotton jersey glove go missing one time.....

Matt, those jersey gloves are almost disposable anyway, hope you found the same face mask to replace the other.

[Buckshott00]

F and S post aren't what they should be.
As for T.P. anything that is T.P. I don't like leaves.

Like I said lone wolf, socks and shirts sleeves, sometime sacrifices will be made

[pineywoods]

Partial (1/2?) roll of Charmin, mashed flat and stuffed in a quart Zip-Loc baggie to keep it dry, clean and rolled up.

I really need to consider installing bidets at strategic spots around my property. Big leaf magnolias make the best wild wipes, much better than Spanish moss. Forget about pine needles.

[pineywoods]

Wet wipes are a must. The fact that I have to go in the woods is an indication that I ate something I shouldn't have and clean-up is gonna require more than TP.

[Solitario Lupo]

F and S post aren't what they should be.
As for T.P. anything that is T.P. I don't like leaves.

Don't act like it never happened before lol.

Partial (1/2?) roll of Charmin, mashed flat and stuffed in a quart Zip-Loc baggie to keep it dry, clean and rolled up.

The size of a 50 cent piece may depend on the sexual orientation of the individual !!

[FirstBubba]

Partial (1/2?) roll of Charmin, mashed flat and stuffed in a quart Zip-Loc baggie to keep it dry, clean and rolled up.

How much TP does it take to clean a spot the size of a 50 cent piece?

[Amflyer]

F and S post aren't what they should be.
As for T.P. anything that is T.P. I don't like leaves.

Oh, idunno 99. I tell my mother in law there's an outdoor saying, "Leaves of three, wipe with me."

[Amflyer]

Had a cotton jersey glove go missing one time.....

Err, don't think he misplaced the glove. More of an abandonment issue, that one.

[jhjimbo]

Partial (1/2?) roll of Charmin, mashed flat and stuffed in a quart Zip-Loc baggie to keep it dry, clean and rolled up.

1/2 roll ???

[MattM37]

Had a cotton jersey glove go missing one time.....

You know how sometimes it seems like you just can't find an article of gear or clothing that's just exactly right? That's how it was with me and facemasks for a while. I'd find one I liked, but then it was too loose. The next one, too small an opening for my eyes. Whatever. Went through two or three -- and then, finally, I found the perfect one! Half cotton, half spandex. Total comfort on the face! No vision impairment! Kept out the bugs! First week I had it, guess what other item I forgot to take with me when I went turkey-hunting?

[fitch270]

Had a cotton jersey glove go missing one time.....