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I just heard about an original way to get rid of a problem raccoon. A man caught a coon in a Havahart live trap , but was unable to shoot it. He placed the trap back in its original carton and taped it shut. Looked like new. He put the carton in the bed of his pickup and left it in the parking lot of a large mall. When he returned to the truck, the carton was gone. Would PETA object?
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Good one, 99! -
PETA?
Ain't they the ones who make the pumps advertised in F&S Magazine?Comment
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Naw woofie! PETA makes them "generic" blue pills!
Take 'em camping! Feed 'em to them "water mexicans" then use 'em for tent stakes!
Just remember to feed 'em another pill ever 4 hours or yore tent'll fall down!Comment
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Bubba -
Thet's My-Tee Humorous!Comment
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Great Joke 99 I was laughing pretty good!Comment
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Reminds me of a trapper in Albuquerque New Mexico caught a Bobcat, tranquilized it, put it in a suit case and waited for the drug to wear off then placed it on a busy 4 lane median. Low rider went by, did a U-Turn, picked it up, 100 yards later, everyone was unassing it still rolling!
By the way, spotted Miley Cyrus at the Safari Park
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That one was pretty funny, 99.Comment
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Time for Peta Jokes;
1. Peta wants organizers of Pennsylvania Groundhog Day festival to replace Punxsutawney Phil with a robotic stand in. For Easter, Peta also wants to replace Peter Cottontail with the Energizer Bunny.
2. I was watching this Dairy Queen commercial,
where Mary Lou Retton gets knocked out of a
piñata. It disturbed me so much, I called PETA.
3. PETA is upset that President Obama killed a fly in an inhumane manner. Actor Jeff Goldblum is also reportedly crushed.
If you didn't get the number three joke. Jeff Goldblun played the fly in the movie.Comment
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Funny 99, but I think a trapped skunk would better payback for the carton thief.Comment
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