I am in need of a little laugh right now, so I am going to go out on a limb here and ask for your best Jeff Foxworthy "You might

[mspl8sdcntryboy]

I am in need of a little laugh right now, so I am going to go out on a limb here and ask for your best Jeff Foxworthy "You might be a Democrat or Republican" joke. Nothing too spiteful or mean, just funny.

[Grassroots89]

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[99explorer]

You might be a democrat if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were the good guys.

[bayouwoof]

You might be a democrat if you imagine the current administration is interested in anything other than today's ill-gotten gains.

[Dcast]

You might be a Democrat (Stupid) if you think $1.00 in welfare creates $1.75 in economic impact!

You might be a Democrat if you think a Corpsman is a dead guy!

You might be a Democrat if you think George W. Bush is the answer to every question regarding what is wrong with the world!

You might be a Democrat if you think John McCain is a Conservative, H3ll a Republican for that matter!

[99explorer]

You might be a Democrat if you are glad to see your doctor wearing the pants you donated to Goodwill Industries last week.

[Trapper Vic]

you might be a republican if you can't scratch your nose because you are sitting on your hands

[Trapper Vic]

you might be a republican if you can't scratch your nose because you are sitting on your hands

[small game sportsman]

You might be a democrat if you blindly believe the liberal media without knowing any of the facts.

[Dcast]

Vic, I don't understand your joke so I'm taking the liberty to steal your joke and rework it, here you go!

You might be a Democrat if you can't scratch your nose because your hand is in my pocket!

[Trapper Vic]

D- If your hand is in my pocket you might be a gay (republican or democrat)