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  • I am in need of a little laugh right now, so I am going to go out on a limb here and ask for your best Jeff Foxworthy "You might

    I am in need of a little laugh right now, so I am going to go out on a limb here and ask for your best Jeff Foxworthy "You might be a Democrat or Republican" joke. Nothing too spiteful or mean, just funny.

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      You might be a democrat if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were the good guys.

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        You might be a democrat if you imagine the current administration is interested in anything other than today's ill-gotten gains.

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          You might be a Democrat (Stupid) if you think $1.00 in welfare creates $1.75 in economic impact!

          You might be a Democrat if you think a Corpsman is a dead guy!

          You might be a Democrat if you think George W. Bush is the answer to every question regarding what is wrong with the world!

          You might be a Democrat if you think John McCain is a Conservative, H3ll a Republican for that matter!

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            You might be a Democrat if you are glad to see your doctor wearing the pants you donated to Goodwill Industries last week.

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              you might be a republican if you can't scratch your nose because you are sitting on your hands

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                you might be a republican if you can't scratch your nose because you are sitting on your hands

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                  You might be a democrat if you blindly believe the liberal media without knowing any of the facts.

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                    Vic, I don't understand your joke so I'm taking the liberty to steal your joke and rework it, here you go!

                    You might be a Democrat if you can't scratch your nose because your hand is in my pocket!

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                      D- If your hand is in my pocket you might be a gay (republican or democrat)

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