Just a little more Trivia before I head off to Church and Home Repair. What is your favorite saying and why. Bad language is eas

[Carl Huber]

Just a little more Trivia before I head off to Church and Home Repair. What is your favorite saying and why. Bad language is easy but not as original. See my post for my favorite.

[Carl Huber]

If someone is not getting to the point of a story; I always liked "Who Shot John". This pertains to the broad convoluted story of John Wilkes Booth. Aside from all the conspirators including Dr. Mudd who tended to his broken leg. His Father and Brother both well known actors and were anti-slavery. John Wilkes Booth actually saved Abraham Lincoln's son Todd who fell off a train when on vacation from college. This all culminated when a U.S. Sargent shot him in a burning Tobacco Shed. This comes to the punch line "Who Shot John"!

[RockySquirrel]

"Somedays you eat the bear and somedays the bear eats you”

“Success has a thousand fathers, failure has but one”

[Pray- hunt-work]

God gave you two ears and one mouth so you could listen twice as much as you talk.

Or when my wife points out the danger of a situation by saying we almost died I like to mention " honey, we didn't almost die, we didn't even get hurt"

[bayouwoof]

C'est La Vie! It goes to show you never can tell.

[Grassroots89]

"Life's tough but it's tougher when your stupid."

John Wayne

[Grassroots89]

"Life's tough but it's tougher when your stupid."

John Wayne

[Grassroots89]

I also like this saying I heard my dad say once when I was just seven or eight: "It's better for people to think your as dumb as a post than to open your mouth and prove your as dumb as a post."

[Amflyer]

"Alle Fähigkeit ist vergeblich, wenn ein Engel in Ihrem Notenloch uriniert"

Use your Google-fu to translate.

[Amflyer]

The above is my favorite, but I think I might start using:

"We are sorry, but the spam filter on this site decided that your submission could be spam. Please fill in the CAPTCHA below to get your submission accepted."

Could get myself in trouble if I used that on my wife.

[99explorer]

A coward dies a thousand deaths. A hero, only about five hundred.

[Ontario Honker Hunter]

"Our job is not to discern 'what if ...' but rather what was, what is, and what may be. Something my historiography prof taught me thirty-five years ago.

"You can't change the world, son ... if you don't try." From my dad.

[jhjimbo]

After a few days of hunting hard, I kid the guys about when they are getting up in the morning: I offer, What time, about the crack of noon?.

[99explorer]

Anything worth doing is worth doing to excess.

[99explorer]

Anything worth doing is worth doing to excess.