Maybe it's my southern roots, but old sayings always seem to convey a meaning better than plain words. In the south one can pret

[rezavoirdog]

"Big, wild cats can be dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt anyone!"

[Sharkfin]

My Grandmother always says she's "colder than a witches tit".
"just cause a calf sucks real hard don't make it a good girlfriend"
"if you were half as good as you think you are you'd be twice as good as you really are"

[Douglas]

"Going like hell threshing rats"
"Busier than a cat covering sh*t in a stone quarry."
"Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass"

[jay]

He's full of piss and vinegar.

[Golfing Sportsman]

My grandpa told me to "never bring a knife to a gun fight" and when I was little and hurt myself "the river is a little low, go cry down there and fill it up" and the always good one "don't say "I Know" when you clearly don't" The final one which I wish I could live by is "If you put it back where you found it you would always know where it is when you need it."

[ishawooa]

"He's got enough money to burn a wet mule"

"She's uglier than death taking a sh*t off a high bridge at midnight"

"The wind is blowing so cold that it feels like there is nothing between here and the North Pole except for a barbed wire fence and its laying flat on the ground"

[huskerguy]

"Couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag"

[buckeye]

Most of my favorites have already been said, but when we are working outside in the summer my unce would always say, " I'm sweatin like a wh*re in church."

[boomer1]

i just thought of this one it dont matter if you can outrun the bear you just have to outrun your friend

[jordjohn44]

If its brown its down.

[jordjohn44]

Thats our bird hunting motto by the way.

[issymydrinky]

My best friend used to say "its hotter than a freshly f*cked fox in a forest fire." Usually it was...lol

[rudyglove27]

I'm sorry, She could make a preacher cuss!!!