Maybe it's my southern roots, but old sayings always seem to convey a meaning better than plain words. In the south one can pret

[Happy Myles]

You guys keep beating me to the good ones. How about " he may be lost, but he's making good time!"

[KMB33]

I am going to quite forest gumps mama, "Life is like a box of chocalates, you never know what you are gonna get"
Always seem to make sense in the most simple way.

[Dannyjr321]

this is not pointed at anyone i am just sharing "there are no stupid questions, but alot of inquisitive idiots"

[chuckles]

"Never pet a burning dog."
"The race is not always to the swift nor the contest to the strong but that's the way the smart money bets."
"Normal is boring."
"Why buy it when you can make it?"
"You can't get hurt in the air."
"Nuts to the faculty!"
A collection from my travels among the less structured individuals in the world.

[rezavoirdog]

"Don't eat yellow snow!"
"If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch"
"It's all fun and games, and then someone's gonna cry"
"To think like a fish, drink like a fish"
"Talk to the fist because the hand is pissed"

[BamaCreekBum]

"I'll be John Brown". My Graddad says that when something goes wrong or he says "Well foot!"

[BamaCreekBum]

Oh yeah I have to add "Man Alive!"

[Jim in Mo]

Sorry about this but;
P*ssy finer than frog hair.

[slothman]

"got more wind than a bull in a corn field"
" more worthless than t*tties on a boar hog"
And "that makes my a$$ hole crave barbed-wire"

Are a fiew of the more colorful sayings that I have heard recently

[Big O]

Sorry in advance.
" Shivering like a puppy sh**ing peach seeds"

[chuckles]

"Unless you're the lead dog the view is always the same."
"If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much space."
"If you marry for money, you earn it."
"That's about as good as the worst thing I've ever seen."

I'll probably wake up at 2 and have to come down and put in some more. It is amazing what shakes out of the cobwebs when you open up the attic.

[rezavoirdog]

"Never dip your pen in ink at work"

[ishawooa]

He fell down flatter than piss in the road.

[Big O]

"raining so hard it sounded like a cow pi$$in' on a flat rock"
"You think your hot s*#@ on a silver platter, when all you are is a cold turd on a paper plate."
"slicker than greased owl s*#@ on a brass barn dooor"
Like chuckles said they just keep coming!

[boomer1]

my grandpa says this all the time.as a rule a mans a fool. when it"s hot he wants it cool. when it"s cool he wants hot. always wanting what is not.