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Okay, flatulence seems to come up quite a bit in various comments but I'm not sure there's actually ever been a thread started.

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  • santa
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    OH, it all boils down to the fact that after a good breakfast of eggs scrambled with plenty of onions then smothered with hot sauce. A big old plate of beans cooked again with a generous amount of onion and bell pepper for lunch. And finally for super, a big old bowl of turnip greens cooked again with some onions and served with buttermilk and cornbread then topped off with a big old slice of music root (sweet tater) pie, thank God for flatulence because without it, I would explode!!!

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  • mspl8sdcntryboy
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    OHH don't worry, you CAN"T be racist--you're a Yankee!

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  • Ontario Honker Hunter
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    Just to clarify: You all know I'm no racist but Mexican food has long been associated with producing copious supplies of gas. My apologies if anyone took that tongue in cheek comment above the wrong way.

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  • Trapper Vic
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    There should be a stiff fine for SBD's.Should sound a warning first. Like Jimmy Buffet said"I don't know where I'm gona go when the volcano blows"

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  • 99explorer
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    I think whoopee cushions are still sold in Walgreen stores for about a dollar if it's the sound effects you want.
    I'm reminded of the campfire scene in "Blazing Saddles" that could be re-enacted by a group of people all equipped with whoopee cushions.

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  • jhjimbo
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    OntarioHonker,
    Seek professional help immediately!!

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  • mspl8sdcntryboy
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    www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaDjjNph4-Y
    The part I am intending y'all to watch starts at 4:25, but not watching the rest of it also would be a travesty!

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  • Greenhead
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    I did pass, actually, but as I recall, it wasn't one of my better grades.

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  • RJ Arena
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    You mean you have to try to make noise and smell? I thought that happened all by its self, everyday.

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  • santa
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    OHH, Right! Do to the fact that at one time I was working on compressors in oils fields and chemical plants, I had to take a survival class on hazardous gases. When I asked the instructor what grade I had made on the course, he said that if I was still alive ten years after the course, I passed his final test. Oh and by the way, I had to learn industrial CPR where you always stuck a finger in the downed person's mouth and removed the wad of chewing tobacco before administering mouth to mouth resuscitation.

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  • Ontario Honker Hunter
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    Greenhead, did you pass? The exam, I mean (no doubt you did NOT pass the nearest commode).

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  • Ontario Honker Hunter
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    Thanks, Santa. Seems I remember something to that effect from my university biochem classes. So, let's see ... next time I'm combing my hair in the Walmart restroom and I see a Mexican-looking fella leaving a stall and I don't smell anything ... run for the door?

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  • santa
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    99, when the parts per million of H2S reach fatal levels, the human nose refuses to register the smell so you can not smell it coming.

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  • WA Mtnhunter
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    I've heard it all now.....

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  • Greenhead
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    Not quite on point, but OHH's tale reminded me of a similar event during my education. The night before an important final, I found myself with a severe case of can't-get-of-the-pot-itis. It was some combination of the bad diet, too much coffee, stress, too much nicotine, and general voodoo that comes with finals week. Regardless of the exact cause, after a sleepless night, I made sure to take the seat closest to the restroom when I showed up for that final. It is amazing the focus you can muster when you are genuinely afraid of crapping yourself in a public place, lol. I think I finished a full hour before the rest of the class and made straight for the nearest commode!!

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