How many of each species did Moses take on the ark with him?

[mspl8sdcntryboy]

99 you kind of stumped me on that one!

[99explorer]

Answer...(drum roll)...the girl who went down the one-way street in the wrong direction was walking.

[Gary Devine]

Pope Benedict 16th is the first Pope to resign because of his age and declining health.
A Pope has not resigned for 600 years, back to the Middle Ages.

[Matthew Matzek]

I did not know that the Pope could retire because he felt that he was too old to perform the duties of the palpacy. I thought the main job of Pope was to be old.

[99explorer]

Ol Krusty - That's a good answer, but not the one I'm looking for. In this case, there's more than one correct answer.

[Treestand]

Long live Pope Frankie the First.May he live to 100!

[Quinton Schmelzenbach]

99: She was backing up.

[Ontario Honker Hunter]

Long live the Pope? I wouldn't lay money on that. He's already 76 years old.

[Ol Krusty]

She was driving the right way down a one way street, going in the opposite direction she needed to be going?

[99explorer]

Buckhunter must be in construction. I can't win.
Okay, a girl who was just learning to drive went down a one-way street in the wrong direction, but didn't break the law. How could that be?

[buckhunter]

Window?

[99explorer]

Well, WAM got it! You guys are sharp!
But do you know what invention lets you look right through a wall?

[Gary Devine]

Ol Krusty, LOL

[Ol Krusty]

Gary,
I have a Bill Engvall quote that bridges both...

A fan turned to talk with me at a game and told me "Do you know that if Jesus would have played baseball he would have been the best baseball player ever?" And I replied " Did you know that if Babe Ruth would have been the Messiah, the Catholics would be drinking beer and eating hot dogs at communion?"

God bless him, the Pope I mean.

[WA Mtnhunter]

Can't marry his widow's anything 'cause he be dead!