Back in Washington, before I got married and moved back to Bayou La Batre,L.A.(Lower Alabama) I shot an unidentifiable subspecies of Canada goose. Back there ya gotta study a brochure and be able to identify each of the seven subspecies that winter in that area. The attractive young Ranger lady said that many geese had moved out of their traditional breeding grounds for a variety of reasons and the biggest difference in geese anymore is where they go to breed. So she weighed it, measured the wings, measured the wing aspect ratio, measured the overall length, and the length of the bill, taking notes all he while, and marked that it wuz a male. I asked how she knew and she said, "He actually has a little penis in there", looking at me intently. So here is the question: Should I have asked her out? Any help will be appreciated.
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Back in Washington, before I got married and moved back to Bayou La Batre,L.A.(Lower Alabama) I shot an unidentifiable subspecie
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The swans that come here are white and as big as a Christmas turkey. Thirty+ lbs. and a wingspan of ten feet. Their necks are as long as a goose.
It is one of my favorite parts of the Fall Ritual, to hear them hooting and see two dozen of them flying up The Gorge in a line or vee.
It puts it into perspective when there is a goose or Mallard flying with 'em.
Merry Xmas, My Friend.
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And then...
Aiyeeeee!
It's a blue-veined warhead!
Humpetyhumpetyhumpety.
EEEeeeeEEEEEeeeee!
Git, Ah say, Git offa mah laig, boy!
etc.
And I have to act disgusted and put newspapers down in the washroom and throw him in there behind his inflatable artificial human leg. He is unfazed, cuz he has already created quite a disturbance and that can't be taken away.
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Nobody asked you, Troll! This is a shared joke among friends.
And you want to bust in and share your negativity and depression.
Others have called you out for this.
I'll not have a conversation with someone who is insane.
Write what ye want and I'll not read it.
Next time you want to wax negative about someone, write it down on paper and take it to a psychiatrist!
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