Had to pass this one along, see answer & enjoy!

Good one, Coop! We all now know how you have risen to the top, but not how you have avoided farmers.

[seth trudeau]

I will tell that to all the little kids in my school. Thanks for sharing it. LOL
Seth

[Clay Cooper]

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there - J

[Clay Cooper]

Had to pass this one along, see answer & enjoy!